I know Parasocial Relationships was about 2 months ago, but I'm going to bring it back.  I have an uncanny love for any/all celebrities who can speak French.  Those include Bradley Cooper, Justin Bieber, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp, Orlando Blume, and Sting.  I'm sure the list is much longer, but those are the top 6 that came to my mind.  I also LOVE Jon Bon Jovi, but he doesn't know French, so that can always be a conversation starter when I meet him.
Not very many people know French in the state of Indiana, so I had to broaden my relationships with celebrities. Of course Bradley Cooper is my number one choice, and Sting is a close second (because he could serenade me), and Johnny Depp and his ex-wife had a house in the south of France.  My main goal is to meet one of my boyfriends, and start speaking to them in French.  It will take them by surprise (Justin may not understand my French, because he knows Canadian French and that's a sloppier version of what I know) and we can have a conversation that nobody else will understand.  It will be the best moment in both of our lives, then we will get married, I will teach English as a Second Language to French children from our home in France and he will continue to make movies or sing.  It's a win, win for everyone!  Our children will grow up learning both languages, if not more, and become internationally known for their awesome parents and their will to learn multiple European languages (because Asian languages are incredibly difficult).

The End.