I swear I don't have a problem

…okay so maybe I have a very small, irrelevant, not worth mentioning problem. Scratch that, I have a HUGE and noticeable obsession with my one true love PINK! This is more than just a celebrity crush, what we have is real and no one will ever understand or come between us. The music and lyrics of this phenomenal singer/songwriter came to me at a very crucial age and time in my life. The song that got me hooked was “Stupid Girls.” When I started discovering more of her songs, watching interviews and television specials about her life I was intrigued and infatuated. I had found someone that spoke the words I could never say. She has the morals and personality I want for myself. This woman is everywhere in my everyday life; she’s the wallpaper on my computer, the background to my phone, a collage of her pictures hang above my bed, not a day goes by where I don’t see that gorgeous face of hers and hear her fantastic voice. This obsession obviously cannot be contained, and I don’t try very hard to cover it up. My whole family knows that she is my favorite person on Earth and even old friends and lovers remember me as the girl with a sick PINK obsession. They’re all very supportive of my habits though. When PINK and her husband Carey Hart were having some marital problems I received phone calls and texts asking if I was okay too. A buddy of mine will text me every time he hears a PINK song on the radio “thinking of you” is the normal message. When people say they don’t like PINK a part of me gets deeply offended, I feel like she is one of the most underappreciated pop stars out there. Regardless of what anyone thinks I will love this woman till the day I die. I am also very excited to see her in March, she will be my very first concert and I couldn’t be happier. This will be when she falls in love with me taking this parasocial relationship to real, true love.